Photo 23 Jul 70,717 notes devon-aoki:

darkbluetile:

I am the 95%

LITERALLY ME RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.

devon-aoki:

darkbluetile:

I am the 95%

LITERALLY ME RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.

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Photo 23 Jul 17,101 notes lavastormsw:

aftertheheartbreak:

amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

lavastormsw:

aftertheheartbreak:

amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

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Photo 23 Jul 2,135 notes just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
Photo 23 Jul 141,074 notes 

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

Photo 23 Jul 12,891 notes leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

Photo 23 Jul 177,237 notes plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu)

Text 23 Jul 173,621 notes

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

Photo 23 Jul 5,672 notes 
Do you even remember who you are?

Do you even remember who you are?

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Video 23 Jul 976 notes

long live the queen

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Photo 23 Jul 9,759 notes annonymissus:

I didn’t mean for this to line up with the release of Lady Thor, But it did.

annonymissus:

I didn’t mean for this to line up with the release of Lady Thor, But it did.

Photo 23 Jul 20,871 notes johndarnielle:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

I loved Marvel comics when I was a kid; I was a weird kid who didn’t get down with macho stuff, in part because of the general scene in my house & in part because I was scrawny and couldn’t really front like I was tough. In my tiny limited-to-my-personal-friends-and-surroundings comics scene, the idea that macho norm-enforcer types could be into comics would have come as a huge and deeply disappointing surprise; comics, in my mind, were for people who’d already begun to sense that, in the immortal words of Anti-Flag, “their system doesn’t work for you.”
I hope Marvel systematically “ruins” absolutely every one of their legacy characters forever, one after another, and then D.C. runs a Sgt. Rock miniseries where he renounces violence as a means of conflict resolution. May the grousing of the macho comics dudes ascend to Heaven forever and make an acceptable sacrifice unto Galactus

johndarnielle:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

I loved Marvel comics when I was a kid; I was a weird kid who didn’t get down with macho stuff, in part because of the general scene in my house & in part because I was scrawny and couldn’t really front like I was tough. In my tiny limited-to-my-personal-friends-and-surroundings comics scene, the idea that macho norm-enforcer types could be into comics would have come as a huge and deeply disappointing surprise; comics, in my mind, were for people who’d already begun to sense that, in the immortal words of Anti-Flag, “their system doesn’t work for you.”

I hope Marvel systematically “ruins” absolutely every one of their legacy characters forever, one after another, and then D.C. runs a Sgt. Rock miniseries where he renounces violence as a means of conflict resolution. May the grousing of the macho comics dudes ascend to Heaven forever and make an acceptable sacrifice unto Galactus

Chat 23 Jul 180,723 notes
  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
Video 23 Jul 1,075 notes

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Photo 23 Jul 4,151 notes awwww-cute:

Can I check my e-meow?

awwww-cute:

Can I check my e-meow?


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