What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
I need this for reasons.
No but think about it. Right before sleeping you have an awesome idea for a fanfiction: Just write it on your bed sheets!
And the next morning when your mom wakes you up you’re covered in porn.
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
This is everything!
Selfies are better with friends.
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist
Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
im sorry but
I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE SOMONE KICKED HIM, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE MIRROR